Shipping Policy

Don't get your panties in a bunch if your item doesn't arrive at your door within 1 day. We're not fucking Amazon Prime!

We are a print on demand company which means we don't carry inventory. When you place your order, it gets routed to our printing queue. From there, it takes 2-7 days to create your items and have them packaged up for shipment. We use the US Postal Service to ship our items so your guess is as good as ours on when your item will arrive at your doorstep, if at all! Hahaha... we're only kidding. You should receive your item within 5 business days from when it was shipped. In total, it can take 2 weeks to get your awesome IDGAF swag. 

If you're ordering during the holiday peak season, order early! Remember our return policy. If you don't get it before Christmas, Hanukah or Kwanza, it's your fault. We warned you! Don't be the douche bag who shows up at the family gathering empty handed. Be a hero, not a zero!  Arrive at your destination with a sack of IDGAF shit! ORDER EARLY!!!