Don't Like Elon? IDGAF! Unisex t-shirt

Don't Like Elon? IDGAF! T-Shirt

You don’t like Elon? Congratulations — you’ve got something in common with Twitter trolls, career bureaucrats, and that guy in IT who still prints his emails.

Meanwhile, Elon and the savage minds behind the Department of Government Efficiency are out here dragging bloated systems into the future — one launch, one layoff, and one savage “nah, we’re doing it this way” at a time.

This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart or the easily triggered. It’s for the ones who watch institutions burn and say, “Good. Build something better.”

Elon doesn’t ask for permission. He deletes the form.
And if that pisses you off? IDGAF!

This tee’s soft. The message? Hard AF.
Throw it on, kick down a few metaphorical (or literal) doors, and let the world know you’re not here to play nice — you’re here to optimize, disrupt, and blow past the status quo like it’s standing still.

Use with caution:

May cause spontaneous policy revisions

Extreme discomfort for status-quo defenders

Unapologetic efficiency boosts in your immediate area

Don’t Like Elon? Get in line.
Then get the hell out of the way. He's gonna steamroll your ass!


T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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