Don't Like DOGE? IDGAF! T-Shirt
Oh, you’ve got a problem with the Department of Government Efficiency? That’s adorable.
While you’re crying over bloated budgets and defending 12-step approval processes for a goddamn paperclip, DOGE is out here cutting red tape with a blowtorch — and we are 100% here for it.
This shirt isn’t for the status quo suck-ups. It’s for the rebels who believe in doing sh*t better, faster, and without asking Karen in Compliance for permission. You don’t like DOGE? Cool story, bro. We. Don’t. Care!
Throw this tee on like armor. It’s soft, it’s savage, and it screams “fix your shit or get out of the way.”
Perfect for:
Triggering bureaucrats
Breaking outdated systems
Casual Fridays at your startup that actually gets things done
Side effects may include:
Extreme productivity, sarcastic applause from coworkers, and spontaneous government reform.
Don't Like DOGE? IDGAF.
Wear it. Mean it. Let ‘em all know.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
